Inspired by a recent xkcd, I’ve constructed a self-describing blog post. This post has seven hundred and seventy-two characters, six hundred and three of which are letters. Three hundred and ninety-one of those are consonants, and the other two hundred and twelve are vowels. There are thirty-three ’d’s, forty-four ’h’s, thirty-one ’i’s, and fifty-four ’n’s. The fifth sentence has thirteen fewer vowels than the third sentence. The seventy-first word is “frenzy”, and the five hundred and sixteenth character is ‘%’. The next sentence has eighty-six letters. The previous sentence has thirty-four letters, and the first comment has one hundred and twenty letters. The letters ‘j’ and ‘q’ only appear once in the entire post. The first and last words are both “inspired”.