Opening sentence about mildly aggravating thing that happened! Assertion that I’d prefer it hadn’t happened that way! Interrogative regarding these things always happening to me! Further developing various contours of negative feelings! Conveniently omitting positive aspects of situation! Stomp! Jump! Stomp! AAAAAHH!! Gripe! Complain! Moan! Threats not directed at anybody in particular! Lamentation about the state of things! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!
This post is a satircal look at political corruption.